Emotional Obama Tearfully Thanks Trump for Granting Him CitizenshipPosted in Articles, Barack Obama, Media Archive, Politics/Public Policy, United States, Videos on 2016-09-18 22:06Z by Steven |
Emotional Obama Tearfully Thanks Trump for Granting Him Citizenship
Borowitz Report
The New Yorker
2016-09-16
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Calling this “the greatest day of my life,” a visibly moved Barack Obama held a news conference on Friday to thank Donald Trump for granting him U.S. citizenship.
“The issue of whether or not I was a U.S. citizen has been a dark cloud over my existence for as long as I can remember,” a tearful Obama told the press corps. “Only one man had the courage, wisdom, and doggedness to make that cloud go away: Donald J. Trump.”…
Read the entire article (with tongue-in-cheek) here.